Cool science experiment

Right now I'm building an electric chair which any infant will fit right into. Since I hate babies so much I'll be taking on the role of a 'baby executioner.' I'll post a photo once I'm done.

I look forward to finding loopholes in the legal system which will entitle me to execute babies. Its a good thing I have an international passport so I can possibly go to countries where it is legal. In the USA it might be far too tricky - there's certain things about the law which I need to examine.