Explore the streets

This blog is not for sensitive people. I did not break any laws.

It truly pays to do things you normally wouldn't. Today I decided to take a walk through a rough neighborhood. Interestingly, I found a dead baby sitting right in front of someone's house. I checked it's pulse, no sign of life. (The only good baby is a dead one, they suck) I'm glad that it was still fresh. I decided to take it home with me and figure out what to do with it.

On my way back I noticed something near a trash can, moving. I walked up to it and it looked like insect warfare. A group of cockroaches were gang raping a praying mantis for stepping on their turf. It was one of the most beautiful sights I've witnessed in a long time.

Those of you who have read my blogs before know that I am a cannibal. I decided I was going to stick it in the blender and make a tasty malt. I made sure to stick in in feet first so I could see the expression on its face. It screamed louder than 5 babies on an airplane at once. I threw in some ice and it was the best malt I've ever tasted.

I'm still sad about the recent death of my youngest son, Dobbler. Here in the colorblind paradise of Seattle, he was murdered for being inter-species. I wish my wife Lisa could understand, but she just ate her dog food as she normally would that night. I'm still looking for the man who did it, the police would not release his name to me.

It's time for mankind to dumb down

Are we humans getting to be too smart?

There is scientific evidence that people score higher on IQ tests around the world than they did a generation ago. This mysterious rise in IQ is known as the Flynn effect, and there are theories about why this is but no certainties. Some of the possibilities of this include improved nutrition, a trend towards smaller families, better education, and greater environmental complexity. Although IQ tests can measure problem solving abilities and mental quickness in different ways, it does not measure creativity, social skills, or rational thinking. George W Bush scored 125 on an IQ test which is high, but he did not possess any good rational decision making skills. In many of the pictures and videos you see of this former president, he doesn't look like he's all there. He often times looks stupid, bored, and unfocused.

But is it necessarily better to be smarter? I personally don't think so. Adolf Hitler was a highly intelligent man, and look at the atrocities he created. 'Intelligence' is a trait that is highly regarded by society and it seems like the more of it you have, the better off you are. Just because you are smart does not mean that you have strong morals, a good sense of family and community, and it doesn't mean that its likely that you are a happy person. I have done volunteer work for the Special Olympics and I can tell that many handicapped people are content. I have also worked with people from Mensa and many of those people had big ego's who derived pleasure from impressing people, but they were not content.

If you ask me, this world could be a very dangerous place if people become too intelligent. That is why I'm in my second marriage to a dog. I have 16 hybrid children who all have IQ's between 55 - 72. They are happy people who have purpose in life. They are not competitive unlike many intellectuals and professional athletes, because they will never be in their ranks. Competitive people are often times less happy than non-competitive people because their expectations are let down too much- that is, their self esteem is dependent on winning.

Do you remember back in the good old days when life was simpler? When you didn't feel the urge to bring your cell phone with you all of the time, when there was no internet, you were easily entertained, most people you knew went to church. I've got a case of nostalgia and even though I won't live to see humanity go backwards intellectually, the best I can do is my part. I have an above average IQ and I hope that intelligence starts to go down in future generations. Have you heard the statement 'ignorance is bliss'? There is a lot of truth to this. Children are the happiest of all people because they don't have a care in the world. The complexity of our world is what makes a lot of us unhappy. All 8 of my grown up human-pup children were in Special Education, and all 8 of my human-pup children in my second marriage are also in Special Ed. I am proud of this because I don't think its necessary to raise a smart child. It makes life easier as a parent because I can be assured that my kids won't get into a situation that is too challenging for me to handle. I am 75 years old and I have 8 children who are under 12 years of age! From my perspective, children should be more about quantity than quality.

If you marry a non-human mammal like a dog, you will benefit from that as a parent because you can be sure that your kids will not pull anything too tricky on you. Sometimes my kids go through the garbage cans and toilets, or they might scratch some of my favorite CD's or ruin some clothing before they reach puberty. But that is basically it! Ever since the late 1970's, I've been a parent and pet owner simultaneously, and I get the best of both worlds with my wife and children. If you do marry a dog, cat, or whatever animal you find most attractive, your kids will probably be happier individuals because they won't get wrapped up in this complex world where everybody is competing with each other.

You have probably heard the statement "ignorance is bliss." There is a lot of truth to this statement. I posted a link for you to view the happiest states in the USA to further validate my hypothesis. This link was taken from WebMD.com, which is a relevant source. You will see that the happiest states are mostly in the Southeast. This region of the USA is known for lacking education, inbreeding, etc.

Society, its time to take a few steps backwards! I am grateful for my above average intelligence, because it has helped me come to realizations like this. I consider myself the smart messiah for less intelligent beings. Peace to you all.

Stop bigotry, Celebrate diversity

My father had the right idea when he donated $50,000 to the Special Olympics every year. It always filled my heart with joy to see disadvantaged people enjoy life. Although we did not have any handicapped people in our family when I was growing up, my father naturally had a soft spot for disabled people and this is where I learned the concept of compassion.

In contrast, my dad had a dark side. He also helped fund the KKK and other racist organizations. Because my dad was a very racist man which he probably took with him to his grave, I used to be very racist myself. It wasn't until I was halfway through my first marriage (to a dog) that I started to become enlightened.

Whenever I would see someone of another race come into my neighborhood when I was young man, I would make a threatening gesture such as waving a baseball bat or a stick. I firmly believes that I was doing the right thing. I used to think that people of other races were not as valuable as caucasian people.

In 1975 I married a beautiful pit bull. I didn't stop to think that I would get a lot of flack for it because Lucie was not even human. Our inter-species family experienced a lot of bigotry from fearful residents. Old words like "miscegination" were used to try and make me feel like my wife and children were not worth it. So many of my former neighbors moved out at the time because they could not stand us just because we were so different. Rocks were thrown into our windows, and there was even a time when the KKK came on our street in a Tank! The national guard had to come and straighten things out. I never thought I would experience the same amount of bigotry that an African-American in Mississippi would go through. It was very ironic and I'm sure it was bad Karma. I might have been paying for my dad's racism since he always lived the good life.

The neighbors who did not move out started using hard drugs or otherwise went insane. The property values had taken a steep fall all because of my family. The neighborhood in Michigan which we lived in at the time had become very rampant with crime, even though the houses were pretty nice. We minded our own business, we were very introverted. My wife would only bark if people or dogs tried coming into our yard. She once clawed a bigots face apart because he tried to attack us one time and it gave him permanent scars and brain damage from a loss of blood. I am so proud of Lucie for brutally defending our family like that and even though I'm in my second marriage now to a Doberman named Sarah, I still miss her dearly.

Unfortunately some of my former racism probably rubbed off onto Lucie. Back in 1980 an interracial couple walked by our house. Lucie was the first one to notice as I was reading a newspaper on the drive way. She started barking loudly, and when I saw I started to bark also. Our hybrid children were in the house at the time, thankfully. The couple continued to walk and did not say anything to me or Lucie, they probably figured we were crazy. They were minding their own business. This was the start of the end of my racism. I realized that I fell in love with a dog and married her because I loved her and it didn't matter what anyone else thought. I also realized that people are people, and color is not relevant. In my profession I noticed people of all races, creeds, ethnic background, and religions had the same struggles. I had always felt some of their pain, regardless of their background and I did not realize this until after the interracial couple walked by. It hit me all of a sudden, that bigotry is not the way.

I obviously think that species does not matter as long as it is a mammal. Most people think I take this diversity stuff way too far since I'm in my second marriage to a dog.

Dustin Diamond ("Screech") from saved by the bell said some racist comments a few years ago. To my knowledge, he has yet to make a full apology to the people he offended.



I am proud of Michael Richards for giving a sincere apology for his racist rant. At first he went on David Letterman to apologize, which wasn't good enough. He apologized like a man eventually as you will see in the video below.