The point of this post is not to sound sexual or nasty. Donating organs is a fact of life which people do from time to time.
My nephew Tom always used to brag about what a big endowment he had. He was able to sexually please all of his partners. I was shocked that he decided to have his male organ amputated to help some random Haitian family that he did not know. Tom always used to make fun of guys with small ones, so I was totally shocked that he did this. I wonder if karma has something to do with it.
I thought it was absurd at first, but as it sank in I realized that good deeds are necessary for this world to function. I am 75 years old and I think my packaging would be under appreciated.
As it turns out, the donation of my nephew Tom's penis was given to a large Haitian family who decided to feed it to their dog since he hadn't eaten in a while. As Tom read the Thank You note, his heart was filled with joy as he knew that he did something to help others.
If you do not have a penis, I recommend you find a way to donate one anyways. Those poor Haitians need all the help they can get.
